{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
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