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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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