{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":427}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?","punchline":"You use a pumpkin patch.","id":123}
{"type":"general","setup":"Is there a hole in your shoe?","punchline":"No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?","id":147}
{"type":"standard","title":"Windermere Town Hall","displaytitle":"Windermere Town Hall","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q8024131","titles":{"canonical":"Windermere_Town_Hall","normalized":"Windermere Town Hall","display":"Windermere Town Hall"},"pageid":7322070,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Windermere_Town_Hall01.jpg/330px-Windermere_Town_Hall01.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/96/Windermere_Town_Hall01.jpg","width":3264,"height":2448},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279201989","tid":"186cd459-fb04-11ef-855a-b0715269dd8c","timestamp":"2025-03-07T03:27:28Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":28.495,"lon":-81.53611111},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windermere_Town_Hall","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windermere_Town_Hall?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windermere_Town_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Windermere_Town_Hall"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windermere_Town_Hall","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Windermere_Town_Hall","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windermere_Town_Hall?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Windermere_Town_Hall"}},"extract":"The Windermere Town Hall is a historic site in Windermere, Florida, United States. It is located at 520 Main Street, and built in 1922. On June 3, 1994, it was added to the U.S. National Register of Historic Places.","extract_html":"
The Windermere Town Hall is a historic site in Windermere, Florida, United States. It is located at 520 Main Street, and built in 1922. On June 3, 1994, it was added to the U.S. National Register of Historic Places.
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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?","punchline":"Never mind. It's pointless.","id":11}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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